After indie, trad publishing can feel to most authors like they’re being slowly beaten to death with wet lettuce.
These days I can draft, write, edit, proof read and have a book selling very nicely thank you, in the time it used to take just to get an ANSWER on a spec MS.
Isabella, for instance. It went to number 9 on Amazon paid in the same year that I started writing it. Meanwhile a book I finished back when MySpace was cool, is still waiting to get PB release. I think I wrote it on a typewriter.
The other thing that does my head in with print publishing is covers. Back in the day before eBooks, when Mariah Careys roamed the earth, I had no input in cover art.
Some of my finished covers were so bad, I used to host my own book burnings.
I wondered about the kind of people who actually created them. And not just mine. Who did the cover for A Casual Vacancy? They’d have to be legally blind.
It’s like some bizarre experiment. Let’s see just how bad we can make a cover before we even beat down JK Rowling.
These days I have the wonderful Jen Talty at CoolGus designing my covers. Some of her creations have taken my breath away. They tell you what the book is about and set the tone of the book.
Hot damn. Revolution!
Book covers are that important.
A couple of years ago I was lucky enough to be invited to the Belgrade Book Fair. It accounts for HALF of Serbia’s annual book sales in a single week. People bus in from the country just to spend their year’s book budget in one day.
Readers like print books because they look and feel good so below is what my Serbian publisher did with Anastasia. It was lush.
But watching readers at work en masse is a sobering experience. They desperately search the entire pavilion for one promising cover. Is yours the one they will bat their eyes at across a crowded room?
Because buying a book is like speed dating. Your book has just a few seconds to make a good impression and if it has tomato sauce stains down its shirt or suffers brain freeze, then its potential date smiles ruefully and heads to the next bookstall.
Does your cover have serial killer eyes? Does it look like it still lives at home with its mother? Then you probably won’t get to drinks at the bar, which is:
In your blurb you have about two hundred words to make a good first impression a second time. The clock is ticking. Quickly! Is it something your reader wants on their shelf when they have intellectuals around for canapés and a presumptuous merlot or is it a brown paper bag job about gym junkies in kilts chasing virgins around Scottish castles?
Its a fast and brutal process.
The potential reader skims the blurb, while checking text messages and updating their profile on Facebook.
They then open the book at a random page and read two sentences, tops. How does this help? I have no idea. I think every reader is secretly hoping to find pictures of naked models/gym junkies in kilts.
Finally they close the book with a sigh and a last rueful glance at the cover, like a lover they are leaving at the train station. At this point they either reach for their wallet or they put it down and move on to the next book.
The entire process takes fourteen point seven seconds.
It’s a sobering experience and made me thank God I have at last got someone who knows how to design a great cover.
But I’m still working on her about the naked pop-up pictures of Scarlett Johansen in a kilt in the middle pages.
I’ve told her it’s what readers are looking for, but she still doesn’t believe me.
My latest novel, EAST INDIA, was published on 11 July!
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